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Finally watched Amazing Spiderman 2. I really liked it. Still bitter about my brother spoiling it though.

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

No. why are people still reblogging this? They would make it practically impossible to pass, because the worse you do, the more money they get. 

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

madameatomicbomb:

mishawinsexster:

remember that one time soulless!sam tries to hack bobby to bits in a cupboard and bobby was just like

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Bobby Singer: Master of the “Fuck That NOPE” method of hunting.

anacondom:

this changed me

(Source: mactears)

zandapheri:

scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this

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tags: #pfft

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

I lost my recess privileges once because I refused to do an assignment where you color the papa bears and the baby bears the same color if they’re wearing a matching outfit.

gengarites:

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

Fat Free Yort

(Source: passcety)

How long ago does a tragedy/atrocity have to be before someone can make a joke about it without getting screeched at for how insensitive they are? 

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iridessence:

the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist

(Source: maplesuhtori)

my niece asked me to help her with the Ice Bucket Challenge. I poured the water as slowly as I could manage. I think it went on for about 15 seconds.

Tholomyes Thénardier Pontmercy you were named after two of the bravest men i know
— Marius Pontmercy, Epilogue (via kierensitter)

(Source: walkerssmonroe)

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tags: #oh snap

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this

I don’t care

(Source: unclefather)