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flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

hieromancer:

xbox ps3
3ds nintendo wii

xbox ps3
3ds nintendo wii

sephiroth
sephiroth

forianna:

genderqueerbarnes:

winterfucksicle:

reality-can-s-my-d:

rravenwings:

tigerstern:

goat-nird:

cupcake0kitten:

dirkfromstatefarm:

locked-out-of-heaven-castiel:

prince-of-buttsex:

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

princessofnerdingham:

smosherbandgeek:

lyrical-knight-of-hell:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

nika-victoria:

the-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

monster in my ass

Hello, My Hunter in my ass

Hey You in my ass

Fall Away in my ass

Vegas in my ass. 

The World in my ass

Redneck in my ass

Sweet Tangerine in my ass

All about that bass in my ass

Centuries in my ass

creepy toast in my ass

sweet tangerine in my ass

Volatile times in my ass

quiet in my ass

Knives and Pens in my ass

partition in my ass

centuries in my ass

Hey Brother in my ass

Shoot to Thrill in my ass

(Source: hyolights)

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

HOLDE MINE HAIR

ye olde partie times

Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

Things ye can’t: even.

Thou only liveth once

#YOLOTH

(Source: preparetobawl)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

cartel:

gifs; cats freaking out

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randomredux:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Always reblog this piece of sheer brilliance.

One of my favourite Oglaf strips of all time…the guy’s face in that last panel is just ACTUALLY PERFECT :D

(Source: ciptochat)

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Source: sandandglass)

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Swept an auto parts store just because the broom was there. Didn’t try to hunt down a mop though so there’s that.

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

Plays: 2,370,237 plays

psybelius:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

No words